Welcome to Malcolm's Corner. We aren't really sure what he is going to put in here so I can't really tell you what it is all about.

The idea is that Malcolm can share his thoughts on the world, his favorite drink or even a good joke he has heard.

What's really going to happen? If I were to guess what's really going to end up here is him explaining just how bad it is to eat at IHOP when you can't read or maybe he will share with us his favorite recipies or something. Who the hell knows.

What I can tell you is that Malcolm is the man and this is his place on the internet. We tell him this is the only place on the Internet and millions of people will be forced to pay attention to him but eventually he is going to get a computer and realize he is competing against millions of porn sites that may not be as funny or informative but show lots of boobies.

Malcolm doesn't have boobies to show you ... sorry.