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O.k. here we go, this will be my pioneer chapter of
so called wisdom. Mind you only 2/3 of what you read I will actually
write, the remaining third will be the creations of our infamous web
monkey. (not Omar)
So now every week or month, I will be bringing to you things I have
encountered that did one of the following:
• Bored ME
• Annoyed ME
• Moved Me … Emotionally (I have feelings too, jerk)
• Excited ME
• Just made ME laugh
Just to keep it simple I have itemized it so you can just scroll to
which ever of those things interest you. That and I don’t have
to write as much.
Bored ME:
PGA PGA PGA PGA PGA! The best part of the longest dullest day of my
life at the PGA was seeing some fan smack Tiger with a visor, fishing
for an autograph, which then caused tiger to lose the Masters or the
Open, or whatever they were playing. (Save it for Oprah Tiger)
Annoyed ME:
Ashton Kutcher - enough said. Punk this, Bitch
Moved ME:
The E true Hollywood Story of Jenna Jameson, This made me realize that
it takes a lot of heart and other stuff to rise to top of the porn industry.
Jenna I love you (no I really do).
Excited ME:
The college issue of Playboy, I was reading this degrading magazine
while I was waiting for volunteer assignment at the women rights collation
office, when I realized that Girls from PURDUE are HOT. (Where’s
Purdue again?)
Just Made ME Laugh:
Everyone coming up to me and telling me stories of my behavior or misbehavior
on Sunday during this year’s PARK AVENUE FEST. A wise man once
told me this “about my actions last night, well I am not sorry
for what I can not remember and something tells me that you were boring”.
Who this person was I don not know.
On a serious note I was sadden to see the closing of Empire Brewing
Company, I had A lot good times there. Thanks and good luck. Tammy Rocks!
Oh yeah … Just to clear the air … I am allergic to the
International House of Pancakes! (Regardless of what some may say …
yes I know who you are)
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