Malcolm in the Corner
Modern Marvels
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We here at Prepps want to make sure you are up to date and in the know about all the great things that mankind has been up to since ... well, since we were created.

From Shag Carpet to Beta Max mankind has forever forged through time creating some of the greatest wonders this Earth has ever seen. Yeah you may say ... yeah that Damn is pretty cool or yeah that lightning rod called a tower in France is cool too. We aren't talking about that. We are talking about those inventions that actually change our lives and make it that much more worth living.

For example: Velcro.

This section isn't meant to be used for school work so don't go turning this stuff into your professor. Actually, no do that! But you have to send us the paper with the grade on it. It is good to see how our work stands up in college. Considering we can't really read and our writing is worse than that of a coked-out chinese monkey. (no, I doubt chinese monkeys do drugs)

Regardless, read this stuff and enjoy. If you have ideas for Marvels you wish our crack staff of researchers (aka me) to look into, drop us a line:

webmonkey@prepps.com

 

NEW EPISODES:

THE HANGOVER CURE?

Is it possible? Did the Webmonkey find a cure ... he probably stole it but who cares. As long as it works right?

DRUNKEN GUMMIES

Another alcoholic treat for the messes from the labs here at Modern Marvels


PREVIOUS EPISODES:

TRIBUTE TO THE LITTLE GUY

We have scoured the Earth and have found some of the best small marvels for you to check out this holiday season.

CHERRY BOMBS

Another wonderfully edible alcoholic product.

VASELINE

Who knew sick-colored goop could be so cool.

JELLO

Tasty childrens' treat or Alcoholic's best buddy?

THE FUNNEL

Drinking efficiency at its best?

HIDEACAN BEER COVERS

Public drinking? I wouldn't lie to you ...

       
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